INSATIABLY HIP.

New Yorkers are a funny breed. No matter what. Thru rain, sleet, snow, nuclear winter, whatever....we simply MUST be hip at all times! Check out how much snow fell. In fact, it was a new city record. 25-some odd inches in one night. So on my journey out to get some food, I came across the most unprepared mofo's I have ever seen. Women in boots and windbreakers. Check this dude out. Seven Jeans, Quickstrike Air Force 1s and a Chrome Hearts chain for his wallet. Really? Are you serious? It's 10° below, 25" of snow just fell, and you ain't got one pair of Timberlands in your whole closet!? Not even a North Face man?! Check this other one out. He took plastic bags and packing tape to cover his Vans to create a Goretex-like membrane. NOT! Dude...packing tape?


2 Comments:
Some cats are too cool for school, put on an old coat, beat boots and leave the hipness for another day. The only thing good about the snow is my Akita gets to play in it.
my man is official with the vans x shopright x packing tape collab. seriously though, the worst part is the slush days afterwards
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