TIRED: US DOLLARS
WIRED: EUROS.
Gisele, the highest paid model in the world is apparently demanding to be compensated in Euros only. Maybe that was a clue to her insight about the US Economy.
Jay-Z followed this up with his recent video for Blue Magic, flashing 500 Euros instead dusty old Benjamins.
THEN, The WJS, follows THEM up with this interesting article:
"It's sad that rap stars can no longer show their style with a good old $500 U.S. bills (featuring President McKinley) and now need to flash $500 Euros (featuring some sort of suspension bridge).
I don't need the chairman of the Federal Reserve to tell me about the state of our economy. I just need Jay-Z, the new Alan Greenspan.
I don't blame Jay-Z. A stack of $50,000 in Euros would equal $72,000 in U.S. currency. And you'd need 144 $500 bills to equal a stack of 100 $500 Euros. I don't know if even Jay-Z has that large a money clip.
When I start seeing rap stars throw around the Canadian Loonie, then I know our economy is really in trouble."
Some have even gone so far as to BLAME Hova and Gisele for the recent stock market crash?!
To quote D.C., "WHERE IS JA?! I NEED SOME ANSWERS JA RULE!!!"
I, on the other hand, still demand to be paid in the only currency that matters:
Red M&Ms!!! Just a big bowl of red M&Ms...no other color. Just Red.
Gisele, the highest paid model in the world is apparently demanding to be compensated in Euros only. Maybe that was a clue to her insight about the US Economy.
Jay-Z followed this up with his recent video for Blue Magic, flashing 500 Euros instead dusty old Benjamins.
THEN, The WJS, follows THEM up with this interesting article:
"It's sad that rap stars can no longer show their style with a good old $500 U.S. bills (featuring President McKinley) and now need to flash $500 Euros (featuring some sort of suspension bridge).
I don't need the chairman of the Federal Reserve to tell me about the state of our economy. I just need Jay-Z, the new Alan Greenspan.
I don't blame Jay-Z. A stack of $50,000 in Euros would equal $72,000 in U.S. currency. And you'd need 144 $500 bills to equal a stack of 100 $500 Euros. I don't know if even Jay-Z has that large a money clip.
When I start seeing rap stars throw around the Canadian Loonie, then I know our economy is really in trouble."
Some have even gone so far as to BLAME Hova and Gisele for the recent stock market crash?!
To quote D.C., "WHERE IS JA?! I NEED SOME ANSWERS JA RULE!!!"
I, on the other hand, still demand to be paid in the only currency that matters:
Red M&Ms!!! Just a big bowl of red M&Ms...no other color. Just Red.
posted by jeffstaple | 10:33 AM
4 Comments:
That's funny. I will assume Red M&Ms is code for LARGE BAG OF CRACK COCAINE.
it wouldn't matter which they threw around at this point: us dollar = canadian loonie. we are in trouble and have been for some time!
If you want to one-up them all you should wave around some good old fashioned British Pounds Sterling - We got nearly two $ to the £ right now!
the only real currency is gold.
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